I am the Imelda Marcos of socks. My drawer is so crammed with socks it will barely shut. I have striped socks, polka dotted socks, big fluffy wool socks, socks with hula dancers, dolphins. But my favorite pair of socks is black with the Virgin of Guadalupe on the ankle. I like telling people that when I put them on they were plain black and then sometime later in the day she just appeared.